I saw this on a building site in Hackney. 153 days! Good job! No one died - what an achievement! This is advertising for Balfour Beatty. Their advertising message is:
We didn't hurt anyone.
Not: Look at the lives we're improving by creating superior houses or anything like that, no, simply stating no one died. I find this amazing. This next one is even better
Hey you guys, no one died, not even any members of the public - as if that's a great achievement. Struth. How did this get approved? Just incredible.
I'm now awaiting signs from Hackney council that say:
Amazingly no one was stabbed last night,
well done everyone!